Тест: Как вы покончите с собой? (юмор)

[KateK]

Здесь http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1074624146 можно узнать как и когда Вы покончите с собой и сколько будет у Вас при этом попыток

Your Name/Username KateK
Favorite Number? 3
Favorite Color? Pink
Gender? Female
How will you commit suicide? You will set your house on fire and sit alone in the corner as the flames consume you (я подожгу свой дом и буду сидеть и ждать пока не сгорю заживо )
How many tries will it take? 18 (получится только с 18 раза )
When will you commit suicide? December 27, 2049 (это мне будет... 66 лет )
What will your suicide note say? I wish there was another way .. (что-то вроде предсмертной записки - хотелось бы мне, чтобы у меня был другой выход... )

 

[Danna]

Your Name/Username Danna
Favorite Number? 4
Favorite Color? black
Gender? Female
How will you commit suicide? You will slit your wrists (вены себе порежу)
How many tries will it take? 96 lol
When will you commit suicide? August 13, 2006 (ёлки-палки! полгода осталось!)
What will your suicide note say? The munchkins made me do it! (чавкующие родственники заставят меня это сделать?)

 

[*Dark Angel*]

Your Name/Username *Dark Angel*
Favorite Number? 7
Favorite Color? pink
Gender? Female
How will you commit suicide? Pills + Alcohol (fun!)
How many tries will it take? 4
When will you commit suicide? July 15, 2040
What will your suicide note say? Life is Love. Love is painful. Yet suicide is swift and sweet

Ну хоть через 36 лет, уже радует

 

[dostoevski]

Your Name/Username dostoevski
Favorite Number? 5
Favorite Color? black
Gender? Male
How will you commit suicide? You will jump off of the nearest, highest building (прыгну с небоскреба)
How many tries will it take? 82
When will you commit suicide? December 27, 2043
What will your suicide note say? Life is Love. Love is painful. Yet suicide is swift and sweet

 

[{Melman}]

Your Name/Username Melman
Favorite Number? 12
Favorite Color? orange
Gender? Female
How will you commit suicide? Pills + Alcohol (fun!)
How many tries will it take? 11
When will you commit suicide? July 28, 2011
What will your suicide note say? "Mother, Father .. where did we go wrong?"

 

[stdr]

Your Name/Username STDR
Favorite Number? 19
Favorite Color? Violet
Gender? Female
How will you commit suicide? You will sit in the garage with the car on and “listen to the lullabies of carbon monoxide” (в автомобиле от угарного газа)
How many tries will it take? 96 (ууу, вот это выдержка)
When will you commit suicide? June 28, 2041 (еще 35 годков, маловато, конечно)
What will your suicide note say? F*ck All of You! (no comments)

 

[Memoze]

Your Name/Username mim
Favorite Number? 7
Favorite Color? зелёный
Gender? Male
How will you commit suicide? Я буду сидеть в машине и "слушать колыбельные угарного газа"
How many tries will it take? 96
When will you commit suicide? 28 июня 2041
What will your suicide note say? Тра*нуть Всех Вас!

stdr мы будем отдыхать вместе в машине и слушать успокаивающую музыку!

 

[KISA Ванская]

Хохочет над способом самоубийства:

Your Name/Username KISA
Favorite Number? 345
Favorite Color? Orange
Gender? Female
How will you commit suicide? You will go to a Street Punk show wearing an *Nsync shirt (yes, this is considered suicide)
How many tries will it take? 12
When will you commit suicide? September 9, 2033
What will your suicide note say? I wish there was another way ..

 

[Forever Free]

Your Name/Username Alex
Favorite Number? 73
Favorite Color? Red
Gender? Male
How will you commit suicide? You will hang yourself
How many tries will it take? 73
When will you commit suicide? February 26, 2011
What will your suicide note say? The munchkins made me do it!


Да надоест мне 73 раза вешаться !

 

[Cutedead]

Your Name/Username: Jazz
Favorite Number: 3
Favorite Color: Red
Gender: Female
How will you commit suicide: You will slash your throat (Перережу гроло, бррр)
How many tries will it take: 36
When will you commit suicide: February 16, 2030 (Короче, в 40 лет!)
What will your suicide note say:Unrequited love can kill! (это пугает, я действительно очень впечптлительная, особливо, если дело касается таких чувств.)

Страшный тест, пугающий...

 

[Kassandra]

Your Name/Username: Kassandra
Favorite Number: 4
Favorite Color: Purple
Gender: Female
How will you commit suicide: You will jump off of the nearest, highest building
How many tries will it take: 23
When will you commit suicide: October 24, 2018
What will your suicide note say: **** All of You!

*а вы представляете себе, как я буду падать с высочайшего здания, вставать, отряхиваться и невозмутимо подниматься обратно на крышу?) И так 22 раза*

 

[Melanthe]

Your Name/Username Denna
Favorite Number? 13
Favorite Color? red
Gender? female
How will you commit suicide? You will go to a Street Punk show wearing an *Nsync shirt (yes, this is considered suicide)
How many tries will it take? 91
When will you commit suicide? July 4, 2013
What will your suicide note say? This broken heart will never mend, so never shall I breathe again

 

[Аланта]

Your Name/Username Alanta
Favorite Number? 15
Favorite Color? Green
Gender? Female
How will you commit suicide? You will hang yourself
How many tries will it take? 94
When will you commit suicide? January 20, 2008

Будем ждать

 

[Странник с севера]

Я по какому-ту тесту получил ответ, что для меня лучший способ-это спрыгнуть с небоскреба...

 

[Леонсия]

Your Name/Username Leonsiya
Favorite Number? 15
Favorite Color? Blue
Gender? Female
How will you commit suicide? You will slash your throat
How many tries will it take? 50
When will you commit suicide? February 23, 2012
What will your suicide note say? **** All of You!

Видимо, меня очень растроит День Защитника Отечества...

 

[Whisper*]

How will you commit suicide? You will stab a knife through your heart
How many tries will it take? 7
When will you commit suicide? February 16, 2044
What will your suicide note say? Unrequited love can kill

надеюсь мне надоест 7 раз втыкать в себя в нож и я успокоюсь

 

[Ретдис]

How will you commit suicide? You will set your house on fire and sit alone in the corner as the flames consume you
How many tries will it take? 73
When will you commit suicide? August 5, 2045
What will your suicide note say? Unrequited love can kill

 

[Leora]

How will you commit suicide? You will go to a Street Punk show wearing an *Nsync shirt (yes, this is considered suicide)
How many tries will it take? 90
When will you commit suicide? February 13, 2049
What will your suicide note say? "this is to dying in another's arms and why i had to try it.."

И что вы об этом думаете? Ха...

 

[prima_Vera]

Your Name/Username Angiolino
Favorite Number? 13
Favorite Color? red
Gender? Female
How will you commit suicide? You will sit in the garage with the car on and listen to the lullabies of carbon monoxide?
How many tries will it take? 98
When will you commit suicide? December 17, 2019
What will your suicide note say? The munchkins made me do it!

 

[НиВа4е]

Your Name/Username
Favorite Number?
Favorite Color?
Gender? FemaleMaleUndecidedBoth
How will you commit suicide? You will slit your wrists
How many tries will it take? 32
When will you commit suicide? May 27, 2035
What will your suicide note say? Now there's simply one less heart left to break

Перевод
Вроде как вскрою вены... В записке будет что-то теперь стало на одно разбитое сердце меньше...